when your friends make plans right in front of you and dont invite you
Took a bunch of candles from my church’s Christmas service because I am CRIMINAL
MERRY CHRISTMAS SUCKAS LIGHT IT UP
But my friend you left so early! Surely something slipped your mind… You forgot I gave these also! Would you leave the best behind?
Ive never laughed so hard at a post
Boy: Wanna go out sometime?
Me: No, I’m sorry. I’m really trying to focus on my career right now.
I fucking lost it here